Here Are the Best Insults About a Terrible Shirt I Bought at Target

Yesterday I was shopping at Target and I came across a shirt that I thought looked really cool. So I went ahead and bought it. It cost $25. When I got home, I was so confident that it was a great shirt I ripped off the tags and threw it in the washing machine with my other laundry. Then I tried it on and took a look in the mirror. I discovered that the shirt is not cool. In fact it’s awful. It’s a bad shirt for a bunch of reasons. The inside is plaid, which shows through the outside, which is insane. The collar is a nightmare. It doesn’t fit right, which this photo doesn’t even accurately reflect — there’s a bunch of excess fabric in the back. If I dare roll up my sleeves, it’s super obvious I’ve done so because again the inside is incredibly, loudly plaid. The shirt is just so bad.

On the off chance I was wrong and the shirt was actually really great, I posted a photo of it on the internet.

The internet agreed that the shirt was bad.