This Is The Worst Photo In The World
Hey, check out this photo of someone using their knuckle to massage another person’s foot. Oh I’m sorry, did you think someone was literally inserting their finger into a foot here? If so, I don’t blame you! This is what I think every time I have to walk past this thing which is featured prominently in the window of a massage parlor one block up the street from me.
It is, easily, the worst photo in the world. Even just a slightly different angle would’ve revealed the rest of this person’s finger folded behind at the knuckle but somehow whoever took this didn’t see why this would look to the average person like someone actually stabbing a person in the foot. With their finger. God almighty.
It could’ve been a nice photo. Instead it’s a horrific and nauseating abomination. It makes me want to puke every time I have to walk past it, which is at least twice a day by the way. Somehow the owners of this massage parlor are perfectly happy displaying this godawful monstrosity. That is absolutely insane. Seriously, look at this.
Why would anybody be proud of this photograph. Why would anybody want the world to see this. I hate it so much. I want to break into this place one night and take this thing and rip it into ten thousand pieces and stuff it in the trunk of a car and set the car on fire and then roll the car into the Potomac River and never think about it ever again.
I hate this photo. It’s the worst photo in the world.
